What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Do you have the best ceiling?

How do you arrest a pig?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

How do you organize a space party?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What kind of books do boats write?