What did the calf play in the school band?
The cowbell!
Why is a computer so smart?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What goes zzub, zzub?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What car can you only see twice a year?
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