What did the calf play in the school band?
The cowbell!
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
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