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Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?