What words make the best athletes?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What does a panda ghost say?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Why was the fish so smart?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What is the smallest lion?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why does the orange always lose in races?