How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What type of car do planets buy?