What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What condiment has wings?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?