Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Which animal is the most religious?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

How much does freedom weigh?

Why do legumes gossip so much?