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Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What is the smallest lion?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?