Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do you give a sick lemon?

How are teens like cats?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Which insect makes the best father?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why are winter days great?