What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

It's allergy season again?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why was the moth so unpopular?