What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?