What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Which is the worst season?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why did the barber win the race?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?