What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
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What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame StreetĀ®?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame StreetĀ®?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
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