How is life like toilet paper?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What animal styles their hair every day?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?