What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do fairies always drink?
Bears love exotic cars.
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