Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?