Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What streaming service do fishermen watch?