What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What vehicle works the hardest?