Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?