What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What bird is losing its hair?

What animal knows kung fu?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Who invented fractions?