Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What day is your mom always right?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?