What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why did the snake cross the road?