What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
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What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
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