What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why are turtles so shy?
When do cows get tired?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why are trees always so positive?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
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