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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why is money so stubborn?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

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Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

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