Guitarists are so stressed out.
They're always fretting about something.
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why do bees buzz?
Which is the worst season?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
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