Guitarists are so stressed out.
They're always fretting about something.
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
The museum curator needed a break.
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
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