Guitarists are so stressed out.
They're always fretting about something.
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call an Irish spider?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call a baby monkey?
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