What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?