Why are stones so good at music?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What do insects learn at school?

What do bees chew?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?