What's the loudest Christmas song?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?