What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

How do you make a bandstand?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why do mice need oiling?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

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