What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?