What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What game do bats excel at?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?