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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?