What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Can February March?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why did electricity win the race?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What do you call octopus twins?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?