Why did the boxer take so many naps?
He was constantly hitting the sack.
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
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