How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

How do bees get to school?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What time of day was Adam created?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?