What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

When do mice play every day?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?