Why did the boxer take so many naps?
He was constantly hitting the sack.
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What does a lion call an antelope?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What bee is good for your health?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
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