Why did the boxer take so many naps?
He was constantly hitting the sack.
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do math teachers eat?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
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