What washes up on miniature beaches?

I broke my finger!

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why don't ants get sick?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why are grandkids so great?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why are skeletons always hungry?