What type of pasta helps you relax?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What does winter fat turn into?

What did summer say to spring?