What's a monkey's favorite flower?
A chimp-pansy.
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why are frogs always happy?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
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