What's a monkey's favorite flower?
A chimp-pansy.
What animal styles their hair every day?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why was the bee sad?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
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