What's a monkey's favorite flower?
A chimp-pansy.
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's the most determined bird?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Which dogs love to study science?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
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