What's a monkey's favorite flower?
A chimp-pansy.
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why was the math book sad?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
How can you make 7 even?
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