What's a monkey's favorite flower?
A chimp-pansy.
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
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