Why did the baby cookie cry?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Which musician loves to make chili?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?