What's the laziest vegetable?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?