What do chefs do in their spare time?
They go chopping.
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Why did the peach come home from work early?
What vegetables make the best music?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What are you studying in math?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
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