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Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why didn't the melons get married?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What do you call a dog in space?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why do two skunks argue?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why are frogs always happy?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?