What did the bee say to the flower?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

When should you start writing a book?

What game do cows play at parties?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?