What's a duck's favorite TV show?
The Feather Forecast.
How do you care for a sick bird?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
I broke my finger!
My brother is my partner in crime.
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
When do astronauts eat?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
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