What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why was the horse so happy?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?