Why was the fabric always laughing?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?