What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Bad mittens.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What is the most adorable season?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What game does chlorine never lose?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
How do automobiles fly?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
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