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What sound does a witch's car make?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

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Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why do two skunks argue?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do you call a greedy elf?