Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?