What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why was the bee sad?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?