Why was the fabric always laughing?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What is an archer's favorite store?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?