What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why was the bee sad?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why is summer always sad?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
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