Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What car always breaks the rules?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why do math teachers love March?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

How do you arrest a pig?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?