What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

How do hurricanes see?

My friend David had his ID stolen.