Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why do librarians never make plans?

When do cows get tired?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

When does a horse talk?

What do jokesters study in college?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What's a frog's favorite year?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?