What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
What kind of money do fishermen make?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
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