Why can you never find the number nine?

Which subject has two parts?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?