Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Why was the fish so smart?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What did autumn say to summer?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why is summer always sad?