Why do trees hate going to school?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?