What nationality is Santa Claus?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why do moms make good vintners?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

How are teens like cats?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why was the cat so small?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why don't ants get sick?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?