What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What kind of bee do teachers love?