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What do you get when two plants kiss?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why did the fish blush?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

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What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?