Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?