Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?