Which cats love to be petted?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What school subject really rocks?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?