How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
She is in a moo-d.
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What tree has the most bark?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
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