What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why did the snake cross the road?
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