How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Can February March?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Why do trees have so many friends?

How do horses navigate at night?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?