Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

How do you get straight A's?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What do you call hiking college students?