What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
Why do mice need oiling?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Which bug is related to you?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
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