What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
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What do insects learn at school?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
How are teens like cats?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What was the first animal in space?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What day is your mom always right?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
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