What do you call a pig thief?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What's the holiest insect?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?