What do you give a pony with a cold?
Cough stirrup.
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
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