What do you give a pony with a cold?
Cough stirrup.
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Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What type of car do planets buy?
What's the politest month?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
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