What do you give a pony with a cold?
Cough stirrup.
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Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
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