Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
It can plead the fifth.
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What is the most faithful insect?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
How do trees get access to the internet?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
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