What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

When should baseball players wear armor?