Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
It can plead the fifth.
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
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