Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What do you do when two snails fight?