Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Which subject has two parts?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Surprise!!!!

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What is a parrot's favorite game?