Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What kind of bird can write?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

How can you farm during the winter?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?