When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why are winter days great?
What bird helps you stay dry?
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