When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What time of day was Adam created?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
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