When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
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When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
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