Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

How does a squid go into battle?

Which tree can't stop crying?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?