When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
How do bees get to school?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
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