When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
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