Why did the gardener bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
How does a squid go into battle?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
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