Why did the gardener bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Where do books sleep?
Which plant has the best roar?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
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