What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?