My friend David had his ID stolen.

What's the saddest part of the week?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why are turtles so shy?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?