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The fairy codmother.
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Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
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Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
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What's a goose's favorite book?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
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