Who granted the fish a wish?
The fairy codmother.
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Do you have the best ceiling?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
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