Why did the sailor lose his job?
Because he missed the boat.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How do horses navigate at night?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
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