Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Where do horses reside?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?