What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What's the scariest letter?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?