Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

How do fireflies start a race?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

How is cat food sold?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?