What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why was the bunny upset?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?