What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What did the school bully have for lunch?