What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
What do rich squirrels eat?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What fish sings the best?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
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