What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
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