What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
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