What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Where does water do all its banking?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?