How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?