Which bird would make a great farmer?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?