What do you call bears with no ears?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Bears love exotic cars.

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?