What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?