What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What fairy loves to count?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Where do novels go to have a good time?