What's the only career where you can never sit down?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

How do automobiles fly?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?