What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Where does water do all its banking?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
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