What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What do you call a small mom?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Which cats have the best manners?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What time of day was Adam created?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?