Why was the pirate late for work?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What is the tallest building in the world?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What did the Dorito say to his son?