Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What fairy loves to count?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
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