Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Which hot drink loves golf?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you call a greedy elf?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
When does a horse talk?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What goes zzub, zzub?
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