What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What's the most determined bird?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What do you call hiking college students?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?