Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
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