What do you call a snowman's dog?

What did summer say to spring?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why are goats so funny?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?