What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Do you have the best ceiling?

How did the toad die?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?