What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What insect runs away from everything?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Which animal is the most religious?