What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What do Scottish toads play?

How do trees get access to the internet?

How do you measure a millennial?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Which animals make the best football players?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?