What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What do you give an angry rhino?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What insect runs away from everything?

Why are trees always so positive?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?