What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why are goats so funny?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?