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What is the best day to go to the beach?

How do fleas travel?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

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What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What do bees say in the summer?

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Who invented Daylight Saving Time?