What do you call a rabbit barber?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why did the echo get detention?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Where do actors go to pray?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What is sand's favorite movie?