You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why are books always so angry?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What's a cat's favorite board game?