What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What's a forklift?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Families are like fudge.

What position does a ghost play in soccer?