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In a labracadabratory.
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What table can you never sit at?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
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What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
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