Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?