What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What is the definition of Robin?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?