What table can you never sit at?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why was the mime upset?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do you call the dog magician?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why is spring the oddest season?