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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What is blue and not heavy?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

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What do jokesters study in college?

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What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Someone stole all my lamps.