My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Which relative loves rice?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?