What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What do frogs drink in the winter?