What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?