What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
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Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
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