What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
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