What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?