What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What game do bats excel at?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
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