What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Bears love exotic cars.
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
When do cows get tired?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
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