Why does Jesus drive so much?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Which is the worst season?

I broke my finger!

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Where do ships always get stuck?