What car always breaks the rules?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What did one firefly say to the other?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?