A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?