What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What do cows like to dance to?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What's the coldest vegetable?