What happens when grass goes out of town?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why are goats so funny?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?