Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?