What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?