What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What is the definition of Robin?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?