Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
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