Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why was the storm actually calm?
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