What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?