Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why are turtles so shy?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?